There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
GEORGE CARLINLife is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
GEORGE CARLINI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
GEORGE CARLINLife gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
GEORGE CARLINIf a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLINAvoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLINWe are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
GEORGE CARLINI put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
GEORGE CARLINHave you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
GEORGE CARLINIf you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
GEORGE CARLINI don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
GEORGE CARLINI like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLINIf you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
GEORGE CARLIN