Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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