Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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