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George Carlin Quote - Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

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Meow means woof in cat.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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