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George Carlin Quote - Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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