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George Carlin Quote - Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

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Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
Is there another word for synonym?
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Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success

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