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George Carlin Quote - Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner

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