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George Carlin Quote - Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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