Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
GEORGE CARLINIf your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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