People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
GEORGE CARLINIf your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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