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George Carlin Quote - There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.

There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.

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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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