The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLINThere’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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