Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
GEORGE CARLINSome people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
More George Carlin Quotes
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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