Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLINSome people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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