Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
GEORGE CARLINI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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