Always do whatever’s next.
GEORGE CARLINI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Religion is just mind control.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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