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George Carlin Quote - The older you get, the better you realize you were.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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