I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
GEORGE CARLINThe older you get, the better you realize you were.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Religion is just mind control.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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