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George Carlin Quote - The older you get, the better you realize you were.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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