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George Carlin Quote - Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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