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George Carlin Quote - Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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