I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s never just a game when you’re winning.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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