The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s never just a game when you’re winning.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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