A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s never just a game when you’re winning.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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