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George Carlin Quote - The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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