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George Carlin Quote - The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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