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George Carlin Quote - Always do whatever’s next.

Always do whatever’s next.

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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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