I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLINAlways do whatever’s next.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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