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GEORGE CARLINAlways do whatever’s next.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Religion is just mind control.
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