So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLINAlways do whatever’s next.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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