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George Carlin Quote - If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
GEORGE CARLIN

Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLIN

Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
GEORGE CARLIN

Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Average Direction Each Other Expectation Life Opposite
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
GEORGE CARLIN

Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women

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