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George Carlin Quote - If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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