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George Carlin Quote - If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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