Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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