Life is tough, then you die.
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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