I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
More George Carlin Quotes
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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