The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
More George Carlin Quotes
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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