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George Carlin Quote - Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
Is there another word for synonym?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner

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