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George Carlin Quote - Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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