Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
GEORGE CARLINAvoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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