I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GEORGE CARLINNot only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
More George Carlin Quotes
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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