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George Carlin Quote - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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