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George Carlin Quote - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard

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