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George Carlin Quote - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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