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George Carlin Quote - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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