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George Carlin Quote - Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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