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George Carlin Quote - Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
GEORGE CARLIN

One Liner Petty Sweat
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
GEORGE CARLIN

Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLIN

Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
GEORGE CARLIN

Average Person Realize Stupidity
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLIN

Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
GEORGE CARLIN

Church Money Religion
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Inspirational Life
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope

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