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George Carlin Quote - Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
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Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
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Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
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Ideas Suck Trouble
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief

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