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George Carlin Quote - I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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