Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLINI had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
More George Carlin Quotes
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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