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George Carlin Quote - Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
GEORGE CARLIN

Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch

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