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George Carlin Quote - Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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