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George Carlin Quote - If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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