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George Carlin Quote - If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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