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George Carlin Quote - If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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