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George Carlin Quote - If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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