Electricity is really just organized lightning.
GEORGE CARLINAlthough the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Is there another word for synonym?
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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