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GEORGE CARLINAlthough the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
More George Carlin Quotes
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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