Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLINAlthough the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
More George Carlin Quotes
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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