If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
GEORGE CARLINAlthough the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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