Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
GEORGE CARLINAlthough the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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