If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
GEORGE CARLINIf all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
More George Carlin Quotes
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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