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George Carlin Quote - The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
Is there another word for synonym?
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play

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