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George Carlin Quote - The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLIN

Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fuck People Planet
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
GEORGE CARLIN

Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
GEORGE CARLIN

Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
GEORGE CARLIN

Religion Shoes Wear
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
GEORGE CARLIN

Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Fly Walk
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
GEORGE CARLIN

Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
GEORGE CARLIN

Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLIN

Closure Head Healing People

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