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George Carlin Quote - The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fuck People Planet
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLIN

Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
GEORGE CARLIN

Entertainment Life Missing People
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work

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