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George Carlin Quote - The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
GEORGE CARLIN

Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
GEORGE CARLIN

America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
GEORGE CARLIN

Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
GEORGE CARLIN

Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
GEORGE CARLIN

Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time

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