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George Carlin Quote - The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
GEORGE CARLIN

Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
GEORGE CARLIN

Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
GEORGE CARLIN

Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
GEORGE CARLIN

Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
GEORGE CARLIN

Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLIN

Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
GEORGE CARLIN

Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLIN

Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Human Nature People Wasted Time
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit

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