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George Carlin Quote - The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time

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