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George Carlin Quote - The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
GEORGE CARLIN

Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
GEORGE CARLIN

Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
Is there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
GEORGE CARLIN

Ideas Suck Trouble
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLIN

Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLIN

Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
GEORGE CARLIN

Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth

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