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George Carlin Quote - Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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