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George Carlin Quote - Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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