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George Carlin Quote - Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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