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George Carlin Quote - Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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