Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLINThe God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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