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George Carlin Quote - The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Average Direction Each Other Expectation Life Opposite
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women

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