Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINThe God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
More George Carlin Quotes
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
GEORGE CARLIN







