Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINThe God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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