There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
GEORGE CARLINThe God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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