I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLINThe God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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