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George Carlin Quote - Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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