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George Carlin Quote - Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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