A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
GEORGE CARLINAge is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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