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George Carlin Quote - Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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