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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
GEORGE CARLIN

Goodness Music One Liner Religion
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
GEORGE CARLIN

Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Average Direction Each Other Expectation Life Opposite
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GEORGE CARLIN

Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Human Nature People Wasted Time
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
GEORGE CARLIN

Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
Religion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLIN

Control Mind One Liner Religion

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