Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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More George Carlin Quotes
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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