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George Carlin Quote - Is there another word for synonym?

Is there another word for synonym?

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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough

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