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George Carlin Quote - Is there another word for synonym?

Is there another word for synonym?

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Is there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
GEORGE CARLIN

Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time
Religion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLIN

Control Mind One Liner Religion
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
GEORGE CARLIN

Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLIN

Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell

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