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George Carlin Quote - Is there another word for synonym?

Is there another word for synonym?

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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Life Money
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
GEORGE CARLIN

Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Idiot Maniac

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