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George Carlin Quote - Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Average Direction Each Other Expectation Life Opposite
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fuck People Planet

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