Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINAtheism is a non-prophet organization.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is tough, then you die.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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