Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINRegarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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