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George Carlin Quote - Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
GEORGE CARLIN

Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Life Money
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
GEORGE CARLIN

Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLIN

Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
GEORGE CARLIN

Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
Is there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Inspirational Life
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World

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