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George Carlin Quote - Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner

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