There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
GEORGE CARLINRegarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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