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George Carlin Quote - Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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