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George Carlin Quote - Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Religion is just mind control.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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