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George Carlin Quote - Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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