People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
GEORGE CARLINSometimes a little brain damage can help.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Religion is just mind control.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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