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George Carlin Quote - Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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