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George Carlin Quote - Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet

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