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George Carlin Quote - Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN

Children Fuck Humour Role Model
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
GEORGE CARLIN

Bad Funny Humour Intention Philosophy Positive
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard

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