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George Carlin Quote - Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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