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George Carlin Quote - Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Religion is just mind control.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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