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George Carlin Quote - Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

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Religion is just mind control.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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