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George Carlin Quote - I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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