If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
GEORGE CARLINI think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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