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George Carlin Quote - I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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