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George Carlin Quote - I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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