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George Carlin Quote - I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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