Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
GEORGE CARLINI like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
More George Carlin Quotes
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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