If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
GEORGE CARLINI like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Religion is just mind control.
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