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George Carlin Quote - With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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