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George Carlin Quote - With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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