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George Carlin Quote - With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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