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George Carlin Quote - With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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