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George Carlin Quote - With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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