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George Carlin Quote - With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
GEORGE CARLIN

Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
GEORGE CARLIN

Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
GEORGE CARLIN

Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom

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