The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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