I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Religion is just mind control.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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