Meow means woof in cat.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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