Always do whatever’s next.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
More George Carlin Quotes
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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