A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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