Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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