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George Carlin Quote - The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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