Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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