Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Religion is just mind control.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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