Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINDon’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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