People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLINDon’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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