Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GEORGE CARLINNever argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GEORGE CARLINInside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINPeople love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
GEORGE CARLINI don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
GEORGE CARLINAvoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLINA good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
GEORGE CARLINIf you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
GEORGE CARLINI’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
GEORGE CARLINBy and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
GEORGE CARLINIf you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
GEORGE CARLINIsn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
GEORGE CARLINWhen you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
GEORGE CARLINIf a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
GEORGE CARLINJust when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLIN