May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
GEORGE CARLINThe only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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