If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPEIf my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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