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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.

Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPE

Fighting Games Golf
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.

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