Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
BOB HOPEIf my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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