I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
BOB HOPEIf my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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