The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEIf my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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