England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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