We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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