I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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