England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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