I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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