Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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