YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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