It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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