I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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