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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry

I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

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