President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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