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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water

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