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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPE

Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One

I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

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