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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

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