You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
BOB HOPEI saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
BOB HOPEI was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPEThe only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEA Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPEYou could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPERonald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
BOB HOPEA very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
BOB HOPEKids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPEI’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPEHaving so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
BOB HOPEI’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
BOB HOPEThe best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPEIf he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
BOB HOPE