Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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