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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful

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