Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPEMost of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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