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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry

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