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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Bob Hope

I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same

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