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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Bob Hope

I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More

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