The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPEMost of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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