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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Bob Hope

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin

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