We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPEMost of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
More Bob Hope Quotes
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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