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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Bob Hope

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage

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