America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
BOB HOPEMost of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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