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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People

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