Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYYou can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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