I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYI was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Only stupid one’s.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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