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Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science

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