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Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
BILL COSBY

Funny Future God Hope
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself

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