The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBYI was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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