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Bill Cosby

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope

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