I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYI was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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