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Bill Cosby

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success

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