Stupid National Anthem… Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? “Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit.”
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Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it’s a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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Stupid National Anthem… Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? “Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit.”
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Work hard, save and live within your means.
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It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.
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It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.
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Three women walk into a pub and say, ‘Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format’
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