Marijuana? It’s harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
BILL BAILEY
Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
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The reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
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Presence always wins out over principles.
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Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
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People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’
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I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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