Bill Johnson
BILL JOHNSON
It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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Presence always wins out over principles.
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I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’
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I think we’ve missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro… to catch whatever it is that’s forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it’s a bit of a long shot.
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I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
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Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.
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