Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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