Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEY
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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