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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait

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